| [EVERYONE'S A WINNER] - win a game 1 Point Achieved by 204 (91.5%) players |
| [YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY] - be on the winning end of a bad 1 Point Achieved by 132 (59.2%) players |
| [WORLD BEATER] - win a game away from home 1 Point Achieved by 109 (48.9%) players |
| [HOST WITH THE MOST] - host a game using the UGNBot 1 Point Achieved by 78 (35%) players |
| [WE HAD IT ALL ALONG] - win a game 10-9 5 Points Achieved by 160 (71.7%) players |
| [LETHAL TOUCH] - score 5 or more goals in a game 5 Points Achieved by 163 (73.1%) players |
| [PLAYMAKER] - assist 5 or more goals in a game (true assists) 5 Points Achieved by 145 (65%) players |
| [STREAKY] - achieve a score streak of +100 5 Points Achieved by 110 (49.3%) players |
| [THE UNDERDOG] - beat an opponent with a score at least 200 higher than your own 5 Points Achieved by 70 (31.4%) players |
| [BROKEN BACK] - win a game while one of your team mates has a score at least 200 lower than your own 5 Points Achieved by 66 (29.6%) players |
| [MUST BE BORED] - achieve a total game time of over 5 hours 5 Points Achieved by 135 (60.5%) players |
| [TIME A DOZEN] - win a game in less than 12 minutes 5 Points Achieved by 167 (74.9%) players |
| [SHUNK] - win a game with shink on your team 5 Points Achieved by 76 (34.1%) players |
| [SCALP OF FIRE] - beat surreal, lymp, sos or yemp 5 Points Achieved by 82 (36.8%) players |
| [THIRD DIMENSION] - win a game with Wright on your team 5 Points Achieved by 60 (26.9%) players |
| [JAMBON] - beat Ham 5 Points Achieved by 45 (20.2%) players |
| [PURECRAP] - beat Purity 5 Points Achieved by 20 (9%) players |
| [CHILD'S PLAY] - beat Dark_Death or cool 5 Points Achieved by 74 (33.2%) players |
| [CALC'D] - win a game 10-0 10 Points Achieved by 62 (27.8%) players |
| [PUPPY FAT] - play over 50 games 10 Points Achieved by 92 (41.3%) players |
| [FEEDER] - 2nd assist 5 of more goals in a game 10 Points Achieved by 93 (41.7%) players |
| [ECONOMIC] - achieve an economy of over 110 in a game 10 Points Achieved by 183 (82.1%) players |
| [SENSIBLE] - achieve 1000 total passes 10 Points Achieved by 84 (37.7%) players |
| [IS IT HOT IN HERE?] - achieve a streak of +5 10 Points Achieved by 80 (35.9%) players |
| [THE HARDER THEY FALL] - beat an opponent with a score at least 300 higher than your own 10 Points Achieved by 0 (0%) players |
| [RITO MAGNIFICO] - win a game while one of your team mates has a score at least 300 lower than your own 10 Points Achieved by 12 (5.4%) players |
| [ADDICTION] - achieve a total game time of over 10 hours 10 Points Achieved by 99 (44.4%) players |
| [NEW KID ON THE BLOCK] - win a game against the number 1 ranked player (after 100 total league games have been played) 10 Points Achieved by 53 (23.8%) players |
| [I'M GETTING THE HANG OF THIS!] - achieve a score of 1600 or more 10 Points Achieved by 99 (44.4%) players |
| [GOAL A MINUTE] - win a game in less than 10 minutes 10 Points Achieved by 151 (67.7%) players |
| [A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS] - achieve a record of 5-0 with a friend 10 Points Achieved by 43 (19.3%) players |
| [DOMINATION] - achieve a record of 5-0 against a foe 10 Points Achieved by 50 (22.4%) players |
| [PILING ON THE POUNDS] - play over 100 games 25 Points Achieved by 46 (20.6%) players |
| [WHAT ECONOMIC CRISIS?] - achieve an economy of over 130 in a game 25 Points Achieved by 145 (65%) players |
| [SELFLESS] - achieve 2000 total passes 25 Points Achieved by 42 (18.8%) players |
| [J'AIME PASSER] - achieve a pass rate of 25 passes/game or more after 30 games 25 Points Achieved by 9 (4%) players |
| [BURNING UP] - achieve a streak of +10 25 Points Achieved by 3 (1.3%) players |
| [STREAKER] - achieve a score streak of +200 25 Points Achieved by 3 (1.3%) players |
| [IT MIGHT JUST BE LUCK] - achieve a win percent of 80 or more after 20 games 25 Points Achieved by 0 (0%) players |
| [I DREAM ABOUT UNIBALL] - achieve a total game time of over 20 hours 25 Points Achieved by 63 (28.3%) players |
| [STAIRWAY TO STARDOM] - achieve a score of 1700 or more 25 Points Achieved by 24 (10.8%) players |
| [SPEEDBALL] - win a game in less than 8 minutes 25 Points Achieved by 118 (52.9%) players |
| [A LOT OF HELP FROM MY FRIENDS] - achieve a record of 10-0 with a friend 25 Points Achieved by 2 (0.9%) players |
| [ENEMA FOR MY ENEMY] - achieve a record of 10-0 against a foe 25 Points Achieved by 0 (0%) players |
| [EXPERT MARKSMAN] - score 8 or more goals in a game 25 Points Achieved by 40 (17.9%) players |
| [EXPERT PLAYMAKER] - assist 8 or more goals in a game 25 Points Achieved by 14 (6.3%) players |
| [BRICK WALL] - win a game after making 5 or more key interceptions 25 Points Achieved by 106 (47.5%) players |
| [ARROW IN THE KNEE] - break an opponent's streak of +5 or more 25 Points Achieved by 73 (32.7%) players |
| [EFFICIENT] - win a game and intercept the ball at least two times more often than you turn it over 25 Points Achieved by 86 (38.6%) players |
| [HIGH CHOLESTEROL] - play over 200 games 50 Points Achieved by 11 (4.9%) players |
| [PORTUGAL GOT NOTHING ON ME] - achieve an economy of over 150 in a game 50 Points Achieved by 93 (41.7%) players |
| [PASSE PARTOUT] - achieve 3000 total passes 50 Points Achieved by 21 (9.4%) players |
| [HOTTER THAN THE SUN] - achieve a streak of +15 50 Points Achieved by 0 (0%) players |
| [HAX] - achieve a score streak of +300 50 Points Achieved by 0 (0%) players |
| [UNSTOPPABLE] - achieve a win percent of 80 or more after 30 games 50 Points Achieved by 0 (0%) players |
| [NOT QUITE DABEST] - finish a season in the top 5 50 Points Achieved by 4 (1.8%) players |
| [LIKE A BOSS] - achieve a score of 1800 or more 50 Points Achieved by 3 (1.3%) players |
| [EXPERT FEEDER] - 2nd assist 8 or more goals in a game 50 Points Achieved by 0 (0%) players |
| [IRON CURTAIN] - win a game after making 10 or more key interceptions 50 Points Achieved by 3 (1.3%) players |
| [FAULTLESS] - win a game without any turnovers 50 Points Achieved by 4 (1.8%) players |
| [TOP EFFICIENCY] - win a game and intercept the ball at least three times more often than you turn it over 50 Points Achieved by 36 (16.1%) players |
| [THIEF] - achieve an interception rate of at least 10 interceptions/game after 30 games 50 Points Achieved by 46 (20.6%) players |
| [SAFETY FIRST] - achieve an turnover rate of less than 7 turnovers/game after 30 games 50 Points Achieved by 3 (1.3%) players |
| [SWEEPER] - achieve a key interception rate of at least 3 key interceptions/game after 30 games 50 Points Achieved by 7 (3.1%) players |
| [SHARP SHOOTER] - achieve a goal rate of at least 4 goals/game after 30 games 50 Points Achieved by 2 (0.9%) players |
| [TRULY CREATIVE] - achieve a true assist rate of at least 3 true assists/game after 30 games 50 Points Achieved by 8 (3.6%) players |
| [SECOND TO NONE] - achieve a 2nd assist rate of at least 3 2nd assists/game after 30 games 50 Points Achieved by 0 (0%) players |
| [CAN'T TOUCH THIS] - achieve a win percent of 80 or more after 50 games 100 Points Achieved by 0 (0%) players |
| [SIMPLY DABEST] - win a season 100 Points Achieved by 1 (0.4%) players |
| [FIRST WORLD] - achieve an economy of over 180 in a game 100 Points Achieved by 9 (4%) players |